Meet Posterior-Chain Barbie!
And the winner of the Posterior-Chain Barbie design contest (see the bottom of the “Perfectly Balanced [Strength Ratios]” post for details) is …
[drumroll]
Reader Kim, who is clearly a master of Microsoft Paint. (Never mind the scary soulless robot eyes — after all, since when does Barbie have a soul?)
Who wouldn’t purchase one of these?!
March 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
God, that’s a beautiful drawing if I’ve ever seen one…where’s my $5?
March 14th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I really love it. She may have a weak chin, but she has strong glutes.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Why does Posterior Chain Barbie have such bad taste in clothes?
March 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Maybe you can put a sweater vest on her. But then her rockin abs would be covered up.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
A sweater vest on Posterior Chain Barbie!? Don’t be ridiculous. You have to be AT LEAST six feet tall to pull off the S.V.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
What? Posterior Chain Barbie has to be short? Next time I’ll draw it to scale…or at least put a PAINT ruler up there. Just because she’s got some junk in the trunk doesn’t mean she’s short…
March 14th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Sorry, Kim. She’s definitely short, though. What do you have against short people? PCB has some nice guns though!
March 17th, 2008 at 6:18 am
i hate you kate. i don’t know if you were listening…but i did over 1000!
March 17th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Is that why you smell of rich mahogony?
March 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am
yes, i don’t just have many leatherbound books…i AM a leatherbound book. is this conversation exchange appropriate for a fitness blog?
March 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Of course it is. Diversity… An old wooden ship…
March 17th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
You guys are hilarious! Love it.