Archive for March, 2008

This Is Your Brain on Detox

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

ultradetoxparty.jpgWelcome to my UltraBlog. Are you having an UltraDay? I know I am. This UltraMorning, I got up and to take a shot of extra-virgin olive oil and lemon juice, followed by an UltraShake — all the while smelling vaguely of baking soda and Epsom salts from my UltraBath last night.

We’re two days into UltraDetox (if you don’t know why I’m using “Ultra” incessantly, check out the previous post), and I’m feeling great alive. Further bulletins as events warrant.

In the meantime, check out the guest post over on Cranky Fitness today. It reminded me that I really need to get back into yoga. Without it, my body falls apart. Or, more accurately, constricts into impenetrable knots. It’s always good to hear that you don’t have to be a Certain Way to be an athlete. And while accepting yourself as you are right now is often one of the most difficult challenges we face, once that hurdle is conquered there’s nothing to hold you back.

Now I’m off to drink some UltraBroth.

Detox in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 …

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

detoxbox.jpgI’ve been putting it off because, well, the thought of giving up cheese (not to mention sugar) for longer than 30 seconds kind of makes me want to cry. Oh, and I’ve been recovering from my shin injury. And I’ve just been so busy.

Trust me, I have saddlebags full of more excuses.

So basically, I really really need to do this detox. My eating habits have spiraled out of control faster than I could eat a bag of Bugles and wash ‘em down with a Yoo-hoo (which, I imagine, could happen pretty quickly — Bugles and Yoo-hoo aren’t the sort of food-like products that you want to savor).

But enough of this rigamorole, I told myself.* It’s time to get serious and subject myself to a week of rabbit food, skin brushing** and the potential side effects of detox including, but not limited to, noxious body odor, acne, bad breath, constipation, bloating, irritability and headaches.*** Doesn’t this sound like so much fun?!

Seriously, the list of potential side effects reads like a pharmaceutical ad.**** But you know what? I got myself into this mess, so I’ll cowboy up and greet these side effects with grace and charm, because that’s just how I roll. I’ll even take it in stride when this detox program asks that I drink borage oil.

Without further pandering, I’m going to start this detox tomorrow morning. I apologize ahead of time if I turn into a firemonster or try to eat your babies. I doubt that will happen, though, because I’ll be following the detox program crafted by Dr. Mark Hyman (as revealed to us humans in The UltraSimple Diet and The Detox Box).

Anyone feel like joining me? I promise it’ll be really fun. Hello?

[crickets]



* Yes, I do talk like my grandmother.

** Your guess is as good as mine.

*** Basically, I’m never going to have a boyfriend again. They should include permanent singleness as a side effect.

**** Watching pharmaceutical ads may cause drowsiness, bleeding from the eyes, stomach ulcerations and severe bouts of uncontrollable, blackout rage.

A quick update

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Two Three things:

1. After much hemming and hawing, I have added a “before and after” photos page. How fun for you (and slightly mortifying for me).

sy5k_tiny.jpg2. I’m participating in the Shave Your 5K Challenge over at Half-Fast. Entrants submit their “stubble” time (i.e., the best 5K time you’ve earned as of March-ish) and then attempt to shave their times in subsequent races. Winners get a new car, or world domination — er, something like that.

3. If you’re new to my blog, you can read more about me here or in my first post “Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?” (And you can find the answer to that question on the Before and After page . . .) In any case, thanks for stopping by!

100% Irish for a Day 5K Race Report

Monday, March 17th, 2008

On Saturday morning, I got up early after a fitful night of sleep so I would have time to eat and relax a bit before going over to the race. Even in the 6 o’clock hour I was ready to put my game face on.

Game face

When we got to the race, they were running a little behind schedule (maybe the race officials were celebrating St. Patty’s early), so we stood around freezing our bums off for 45 minutes before we started. Finally, we lined up for the start and I positioned myself somewhere near the front-middle of the pack.

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The course was so icy that the entire mass of runners slid down the first hill we encountered. The route was incredibly slick, so my race-day mantra ended up being “don’t fall, don’t fall, there’s less ice over there, don’t fall.” But the condition did have its advantages. For example, it was kind of hilarious to watch the elitist-elite types pass me and then start skidding around on the ice. That’s what you get for running fast.

But all kidding aside, I was very impressed by both the 10-mile group and 5Kers. Especially the 10-mile runners who finished before I finished the 5K — way to make me look bad, guys. Thanks.1

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(Click to enlarge.)

So after running around the lake on a sheet of ice trying to pass as a road, I finally made it up the hill to the finish line.

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Notice the stylish green gloves. I was getting into the spirit of things. So much so that my holiday cheer propelled me across the finish line with a 26:?? time! They haven’t posted the official times, but my watch put me at 26:38. We weren’t chip timed, so this is my best guess (I’ll have to wait and see if they post the 5K results online). I’m just so excited to have finished my first race — the 26 on my watch is just icing on the cake. And speaking of food . . .

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Mmm . . . the post-race breakfast was definitely a highlight. And that was the day in a nutshell. Thank you everyone for your support and encouragement — I couldn’t have done it without y’all!


1. To my credit, the 10-milers started 15 minutes before the 5Kers.

Friday Favorites: Racing in my Head

Friday, March 14th, 2008

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I’ve been training and building a fitness base for the past seven months, and that will help me actually cross the finish line tomorrow. But even more than muscle strength or cardio capacity, I think how I prepare mentally will make or break the race. Here some of my favorite resources, tips and thoughts on whipping your mind into shape — something that can help you accomplish whatever it is you’ve set out to do.

Have courage as you face your challenge. Whether it’s weight loss, taking time off to heal, changing careers or running your first race, there will likely be something that scares you — questions like What if I don’t make it? As race day looms for me (lessthan24hoursI’mtotallyfreakingout), I keep reminding myself that whatever happens, it’s not about my final time. It’s about crossing that finish line knowing that I’ve run fearlessly and celebrating how magnificently hard (but rewarding) it was for me to get here. Like Steve Prefontaine said, “A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts…”

Surround yourself with positive energy. This applies to the people we spend our time with, the media influences we encounter, and the stories we tell ourselves about ourselves. (What’s that quote? Something like “Whether you tell yourself you can or you can’t, you’re right.”) When my mind starts veering into negative territory, I often try to get out of my own head for much-needed perspective and inspiration. I read blogs by real people who have made incredible feats, I turn off the TV and avoid the media blitzkrieg of negative messaging (there’s a great post over at Half of Me about this), and I remind myself that if someone like Buster Martin can run a marathon, we all have the capacity to do some amazing things.

Be present. When I’m facing a particularly difficult challenge, I often find myself worked up into a nervous ball of energy (job interviews are the worst). Some experts, like Zen teacher Cheri Huber, recommend that instead of fighting those instinctual butterflies-in-the-stomach feelings, you take them along for the ride. Accept and acknowledge how you are feeling, but don’t dwell on it. Meditation and mindfulness are both tools that will allow you to relax and focus on the task at hand.

Visualize success. I always thought this idea sounded hokey. But it turns out that just imagining crossing that finish line, or being at a healthy weight, or any number of other things, has helped push me forward and kept me going. Turns out there’s science to back this old maxim up: Studies have shown that athletes imagining themselves performing at their peak level or winning a race experienced corresponding physical responses — their muscles twitched and their neuropathways fired as if they were actually competing.

Building these neuropathways with regular positive thinking is just one more way to boost your performance and stay on track with your goals. If you’re anything like me and have a hard time keeping track of your thoughts, let along controlling them, The Sport Psychologist has an interesting article on how to train the way you think.

Find your mantra. The leader of my running clinic, a Boston marathoner and all around nice gal, told us that when she gets to those last six miles she will pick out a woman running in front of her and think “I will catch you, and I will pass you.” She repeats this mantra over and over again, which helps her make it through that final leg of the race. So far, my mantras have varied from “don’t fall down” to “just a little further.” Maybe tomorrow, I’ll pick something a little more inspiring.

For more tips, check out this article by Jason Gootman, MS, CSCS.

Why I Want a Garmin

Monday, March 10th, 2008

garmin.jpgIf you don’t already know (and own one), Garmin is a company that makes these nifty sports watches/computers equipped with GPS and many other fantastic features. While I honestly believe that you can get a great workout sans all the gadgets that are hawked these days, there are many reasons I’m thinking about making the investment. Here are just a few (feel free to add to the list)1:

  • It tracks your pace, heart rate, route, blood alcohol level, etc.
  • It can read minds.
  • It cooks dinner and does laundry. Generally very helpful with household chores.
  • It knows why bad things happen to good people, among other of life’s greatest questions.
  • When you get tired it runs for you.
  • Nuclear disarmament function.
  • Street cred.
  • A Garmin will always love you back.

Perhaps I’ll reward myself after finishing the race on Saturday. Do any of you have tips or suggestions for my Garmin and me2? Is it worth the hefty price tag?


1. Portions of this list may have been, shall we say, exaggerated for dramatic effect. It has not been verified or approved by Garmin or any other party. Other than myself, of course, but I approve of most things I do so I’m not the best judge.2. Now that would be a good blog name.

10K Training: Why Clipart is Awesome

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Yes I realize that I haven’t actually completed my first 5K yet, and that this whole thing might need to be revisited if I, say, collapse into a puddle of blood, sweat and tears1 after getting only 400 meters into the race. In that case, this training plan will be revised immediately to create a more suitable schedule involving Hostess Fruit Pies, America’s Best Dance Crew marathons and excessive wallowing.

I’ve drawn up a seven week plan (starting this Sunday) to get me ready for the Get in Gear 10k. It’s a mash-up of Hal Higdon’s program, Cool Running’s schedule and my own insanity. While I was making the chart, I realized that it was bo-ring and decided to add pictures of rewards I would get after completing a week. So I did what well-meaning high school teachers and corporate PowerPoint specialists2 have been doing for decades — I spiced it up with some Clipart. Which explains why, instead of giving myself “awesome” things like a Garmin or a massage, I get to harass city employees and foster illegal pets.

In any case, here’s the plan (click to enlarge). Wish me luck.

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1. Cue “And When I Die.”
2. Best. Job. Ever.

Last night’s run

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

A short synopsis of last night’s run:

Miles run: 4.5

Total miles: 5.2

Time spent on treadmill: 48 minutesburrito.jpg

# of times I thought about burritos: 5 … or maybe more like 12

Pain in right shin: moderate, improving

Minutes spent thinking about Sawyer from LOST/any number of Minnesota Twins players: 20+

Average HR: 170 (I’ll call this run a “tempo lite”)

Times I swore off running forever: 2 (both happened in the first 10 minutes)

Days until first race: 10

Running longer and faster than the guy next to me who stared the whole time and talked on his cell phone: Ah, well now, that is what we call priceless.

A little something for Monday morning

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

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And if that’s not inspiration enough for the busy, busy week ahead:

“To dare is to lose one’s footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.” Soren Kierkegaard

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” Helen Keller

And my favorite . . .

It hurts up to a point and then it doesn’t get any worse. Ann Trason